cheesy lines

#1
Can I borrow a quarter?
["What for?"]
I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.

#2
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

#3
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk around the room again?

#4
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

#5
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

#6
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!]

#7
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

#8
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?