pick up lines

FROM ALEX :

guy : 'are your parents terrorist?'

girl : ' zzz? no? why you ask? '

guy: ' cuz you are a bomb! '

guy: 'you know i have breakfast every morning?'

girl: ' err? ya.'

guy: ' but i dont eat food.'

girl: ' huh? '

guy: ' i live on your love. '

FROM MELVIN :
guy : ' if you are my sperm, i would never want to have sex! '

girl : ' zzzzz go away! '

FROM ME :

guy : ' you piece of shit! '

girl : ' zzzz '

guy : ' i will be your dung beetle. :D '